Crippling Anhedonia 1

The point of life as I see it, as least as far as not on some existential stuff, is to find something to do with most of your time. Even with work and taking care of general needs, there is going to be time to fill. The hardest part of depression is filling these times through the crippling anhedonia.

an·he·do·ni·a/ˌanhēˈdōnēə/
Noun: Inability to feel pleasure.

Beer Review: Lionshead Deluxe Pilsner

Well... that's beer all right. This week, I review Lionshead Deluxe (!!!) Pilsner. Purchased completely on a whim, this beer is from Wilkes-Barre, PA, so it's kind of local-ish.

Go Hawks!

Oversight, an Oversight

Hooray! Congress decided to stop slapping boners and finally passed a bill just before we defaulted on a whole bunch of payments (though not before our credit might no longer be AAA). After I read this news, I masturbated, which is a pretty standard response for me, then I read the terms and conditions. Less spending, awesome. We're going to try to "right the course." Nice.

"Super Congress." What. The. Fuck.

How to: Get Railed by Health Care

In the winter of 2008, I had a few fainting spells (officially, "episodes of syncope") and visited a doctor at the Rutgers University Hurtado Health Center. After consulting with a doctor, I was told to get an ultrasound on my heart and a 24-hour EEG for my brain. I was also given a very specific order, "If you experience symptoms of epilepsy, either call me immediately or seek medical attention."

College Success

One of my friends posted this as advice to Freshman for some kids he is in charge of:

http://www.quintcareers.com/first-year_success.html

Below is a bullshit analysis.

Funny vs. Fucktard

Comedy can be used to get points across as well as everything else. For example:

this right here.

I was writing a thing but then I fell asleep in my chair. Read this guy's stuff though.

Back then, we all looked so much more young and innocent.